Because I respect Sarah Palin, even though she is running with McCain, when I saw these untrue rumors, I just had to post them on Y! Answers and show the reality
Myth: Sarah Palin likes to eat raw polar bear meat.
FACT: She likes it medium rare.
Myth: Sarah Palin uses live penguins for target practice.
FACT: The live ones wiggle too much.
Myth: Sarah Palin doesn’t know much about defense.
FACT:She was once an excellent basketball player.
Myth: Sarah Palin is under investigation for possible abuse of power. FACT: She is under investigation for being CAUGHT possibly abusing power.
Myth: Sarah Palin wants to drill for oil throughout the beautiful Alaskan wilderness.
FACT: She has no interest in doing that at all. She just wants oil companies to do it.
Myth: Scholars say Sarah Palin is the least experienced, least qualified, least credentialed person to join a major-party ticket in the modern era.
FACT: According to a very recent Wikipedia entry, the “modern era” began in the year 1000 a.d. and records suggest there may have been as many as 3 other people with a comparable degree of inexperience who attempted to gain a national leadership position in their respective countries during that time.
Myth: Sarah Palin strongly dislikes gays.
FACT: Her hair stylist for her first major campaign (her town’s beauty pageant) was gay, and she thought he did a fantastic job with her highlights, and used just the right amount of hairspray, and was a pretty likeable person considering his abominable lifestyle.
Myth: Sarah Palin has less than two years of executive leadership experience, in one of the least populated states in the nation, and is completely unprepared to take on international issues.
FACT: Her several years of grueling leadership experience as both a PTA leader, and as a part time mayor of a small Alaskan town MORE than qualify her for trips to Russia to negotiate over the Georgian crisis, and trips to Jordon and Egypt to represent the U.S. in talks over Iran’s nuclear weapons program. These are basically the same issue as school bathroom graffiti, just on a slightly larger scale. In addition, Alaska is one of the most populated states in the U.S.*
* source: “From Mice to Moose- The Millions of Alaskan Mammals“.
I hope you now see the light about Sarah Palin and pass these on to your other igno-I mean, Republican friends
HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!
January 28th, 2010 at 11:17 pm
thanks that made me laugh. and i needed a good one right now
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January 29th, 2010 at 12:07 am
Another myth: Palin wants another Cold War with Russia.
FACT: She doesn’t want that old boring routine. She wants to, "get original" and attack Russia nukes and all, and start WWIII! (How cute!?)
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Palin’s Frigid Lips
January 29th, 2010 at 12:43 am
Love it! That’s great. Way to set the record straight!
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January 29th, 2010 at 1:20 am
HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!
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My Own Demented Brain
January 29th, 2010 at 1:48 am
I do see her in a better light now.
Thanks for clearing that up.
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January 29th, 2010 at 2:09 am
hehe i love your jokes haha i think i love you lol jk your just awesome at jokes
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